![]() iWhoopi: I understand that if you have location calls in your app you will get a warning message - nothing you can do about that. Atomic is also the most expensive of the bunch at $1.99 (every other app was either free or $.99). If you want that, the venerable iFart is really awesome. Atomic Fart: everything you need except recording your own. Ultimate Fart Machine: best sounds, I think. Pull My Finger: for style points, although the interface was confusing. Touch My Finger: its dynamic audio generation is ingenious and hilarious. I'm sure in a year there will be twice as many. Yes, I realize there are over 30 more apps that include farts, belches and more. IWhoopi Cushion: Advanced Fart Machine (a rare miss for SOPODS, whose apps I usually like) IFart Mobile - #1 Fart Machine for all ages NOTE: All links go to the App Store in iTunes.įart Lighter - Pull My Finger, Pro Editionįart or Die (features a full song and is listed under Health - go figure)įartCall (not shown, but a clever prank that farts when someone "answers" your phone) No joke there, each one of these folks deserves a buck for their fart hard work. While iPhone devs can be a different breed (many are coming to the platform with zero Mac experience), I was blown away with the conversations and great people involved. It's something Mac shareware users have known for years: there's a real community when developing for Apple platforms. Only a handful of developers ignored my request for a promo code to feature their app, and I have to say, everyone who did respond was astoundingly pleasant. Read on for the full list or check out the gallery of featured fart apps. But, like any mall with various departments, the market will eventually sort this mess out. Why Apple had to make this into a circus I'll never understand (keeping them out of the store temporarily only drew more attention to them). Also: they are mostly just soundboard apps, with some by the same developer as derivative works designed to promote their work on the App Store. Something you'll notice is that many fart apps are simple - sometimes almost too primitive. Not every app I tried made it to the video, but they are all included in the link list (next page). Many thanks to the developers who provided promo codes and laxative audio (seriously, don't drink coffee while watching this). I'll own up to it: I had a hard time not laughing while taping this. For maximum effect I highly recommend blasting this video loudly at work. I even avoided using the "1812 Overture" as theme music. No silently doling out the goods while looking the other way, either - I'll just squeeze my mind cheeks together and hold it all in. But I promise, no squeaking out a lame joke just because this is a video about farts. Looks like the years I spent in Spencer's finally paid off, as I was given the dubious honor of sniffing out a few dozen of the 60+ fart apps on the store.
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